Huskerman

Hey hey........ nothing is free at Hammy's........except advice...... so there will be a cover charge and if you don't pay we will come down and beet it out of you........ get it beet it out....... hahahahahaha....... oh Lordy........ I still got it.........

wayback

But you said Ruxxy worked for free. Well if your gonna charge us we don't want to come.
Can you make sure to turnip the volume so we can laugh at Ruxxy down in the hovel?

Huskerman

Ok Ok...... no cover charge........ but you have to listen to the Tolerance speech and his CORNY jokes........... we will hold off of the tolerance speech for a mere charge of 50 bucks a head to help cover our production costs........ Ruxman does not work for BEANS......

rkj427

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled.


What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.


How can you tell a chili bean from a regular bean?

The chilly one wears a shawl.


What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark?

Leeks.


What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean doing?


What do you do when a tomato goes on strike?

You picket.


What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.


What is a Honeymoon Salad?

Lettuce alone, with no dressing.


Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.


must have been the corn whiskey I found that made me do this...……………………….

Huskerman

Yeah.....its Friday........ and that means it HAMMER TIME.........





I remember when I really wanted a pair of Hammer Pants............... now all my pants look like that on me..............

Huskerman

maybe this is a little more like it........

Huskerman

Still gonna get me one of these.........

Huskerman

R&L's C6

Have a good buddy with a red GTO vert, not sure what year it is.

rkj427

Ruxxy for 3 days...…………………. think I may have to pass on that opportunity...……….

have a 3 day festival here in the Motor City area...…………….


hoping to make it there on Sunday for some Polish dinner, music, and more...……………

since my topless wide-bodied brother will be entertaining in the hovel...………… and knowing his appreciation of music...…….. thought these 2 videos would give him an idea of what would be happening there...….



just a FYI...………….. as a kid learned to play the accordion by taking lessons here in the Motor City sometime in the mid 60's...……………………………

NOWUCME

Why did you quit R427? Did your mom take away your Dark Shades and Tin Cup/// probably just a little shy like this guy, or the short pants you had to wear. October Fest is around the corner so you can play in the Oasis for us.

NOWUCME

Ahh life would be so different if you were growing up in the big talent show days like now. Probably have Blondes jumping all over you too...just saying

NOWUCME

Great music and video H1 I like Red too, thought that might be your color also....


Good Night Guys, Hope you and your family all have a great Holiday

rkj427

Newlyweds and the Sports Car...………

A newlywed couple gets a special present for their nuptials: a brand new sports car.
As they leave the wedding reception, they are so excited they drive faster than they ever had before.

"I'll make you a deal," said the groom with a smile.
"If I do 200mph, you take off your dress.


Deal?" he asked.


"Yes!" said his adventurous wife.


As he approached 200mph, she begins to peel off her dress.

With him unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car soon skidded on some gravel and flipped over.
The bride, now stark naked, was fine, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

"Go and get help!" he cried.


"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"


"Take my shoe and cover yourself," he said.

Holding the shoe over her private area, the bride ran down the road and found a service station.

Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor: "Please help me! My husband's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said: "There's nothing I can do... he's in too far."

ruxvette

Well, you sumbitch! You stole my entire show!

That's it...no show this weekend. And I'm not even gonna tell you the best one...the one about what you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden,,,a seizure salad.
Or
the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea...an epileptic shucks between fits.
Or
the difference between a constipated owl and a poor marksman...a poor marksman shoots but cant hit.

Nope, ya done did it. I think I'll polish off the Tolerance Speech. Be ready to be bored to tears...

Huskerman

No kidding.....way to ruin Ruxy's weekend........ telling all his joke before he gets to.......... although Ruxy I think the basers were probably so drunk they wouldn't remember....... sure you could tell the same joke over and over and they would laugh their asses off each time they heard it....... just saying......

Game day in Huskerland.......games at 7 tonight so the faithful will have all day to prepare at the watering holes and tailgates....... it will be boisterous....... I will take the GS in.... I don't think I have put 1500 miles on the wide ride all season so hope to make up for it a bit this fall........ This is officially Scott Frost day in Nebraska..... we will be playing the Akron Zips........ Terry Bowden is the head coach.....yes the son of Bobby Bowden...... what is an Akron Zip anyway......... Zippy the Kangaroo is their mascot..... Lil Red should kick his ***....... Gebbia the qb who was in contention for the starting job and who was recruited by our old coach has quit after not getting to start and transferred to Oregon State.... They are predicting rain this evening so will take the rain clothes.... it will be on TV in the Barca Lounge if any are interested...... free food and Pappy's....... on my tab....... but you have to wear red.......

Enjoy your long weekend Hamms.........

rkj427

why don't you just use the material you did when I was in AZ as seen below...……………..

wayback

How is Ruxxys comedy routine like a vegetable?
It's been Squashed. I kill myself.

rkj427

didn't quite have all of the requirements of wearing red...……………… just wondered how long we had to stay, seemed the food and Pappy's was getting low in supply and no plays ran except for the opening kick-off...…..





flipped channels between Fox, which should have shown the Husker game, and NBC which televised the Notre Dame game...……………………..

hope you didn't get too wet, disappointed...…………….. seems the Akron team received 1.17 million just for making the trek to Huskerland………………

and Michigan kept their record of NOT beating a top ranked team on the road intact...……………. from watching that game, seemed ND had a better plan to offset the Michigan defenses speed, and a mobile QB who improved his play immensely over last season...……..

we have the rain and storms here today...………… outdoor activities may too be washed out...………

wayback

Someone needs to post a warning sign in the hovel when a GSers team is playing. Would NOT want to walk in and see the GSers like that.